You Gotta Love Today's Headlines

• Google Abandons Yahoo Deal? Duh!
• GSK Trims Sales Force by 1,000? Small potatoes
• Service Sector Shrinks? Really?
• Molson Coors Profit Up? Drink up!
• GMAC Losses Widen? Who's buying cars?
• Sara Lee Profit Rises? Happiness in the frozen food aisle.
• Medco Health Profit Up? Why not raise prices?
• Boeing Delays 787? Again.
• Time Warner Profit Beats Expectations? Thank God for cable.
• Sanyo Profit Drops? My old TV will work until Feb.
• FCC to Probe Verizon? Finally some good news.
• Ex-BS Exec Now at Fed? There is no justice